Thursday, May 11, 2006
saw this newspaper article on the net about man..found it interesting so decided to post it up as i had nothing to do now too!!!
A MAN was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what kind of gift she'd like.
'I'd like to be 6 again,' she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later, they staggered out. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to McDonald's and ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - with popcorn, a soft drink, and her favorite sweets.
Finally, she wobbled home with him and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile and asked lovingly: 'Well, Dear, what was it like being 6 again?'
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size!!'
The moral of the story: When a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
10:23 AM