Tuesday, May 16, 2006
another funny story found on the singapore newspaper webbie..read it..
A POLISH man moved to the US and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well - until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have a carport.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations are still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have a high fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always wake up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she's white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She's going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I have proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in bathroom. I can read and it says: 'Polish Remover'.
10:47 AM